Blinding white lights. the smell of antiseptic.

Blinding white lights. the smell of antiseptic. the scratchy paper shift she was wearing. frantic voices swirling around her head in a chorus of blurs and slurs. where was she?
she heard a howl and told herself it was the wind. she remembered something her parents had told her, "the moss alwys faces the north."
but as she looked at the trail she noticed the moss was all growing to the right side. "My parents were wrong, moss always grows to the right!" She thought while taking a turn
for the worse. "The mania has overtaken her," Dr. Frostbite declared. To properly treat this malady, I require three avocados, an exhaust manifold, and three of our best
bottles of fresh hillbilly made moonshine. She started to shake uncontrollably, the frostbite alien bacteria started to takeover her brain, "Where is that moonshine?" Dr. Frostbite
knew where the cases of hooch was located...but he wasn't sharing. The alien bacteria taking over was his favorite part and wasn't able to part with the moonshine, it being so
shiny and all. But that was okay. I wasn't hootch I was after, it was the alien yogurt that the alien bacteria had inadvertently created. Sure it was green, but it was so tasty
one could forgive sprouting extra tentacles. You had complained at two. But they gave you more alien yogurt and you cried out in ecstasy “Bring it on!” They now want to add mouths
where mouths shouldn't be, but they noticed you enjoying the process a little too much and started to get weirded out. "Umm... this isn't fun anymore," one alien said, "let's leave
this planet." Another alien nodded an eyestalk with a flourish and it was settled that they were leaving the planet.

Started: 2015-09-25 13:38:21
Finished: 2023-01-07 21:11:59

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