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Everyone said you did it, but you didn't.

  • Everyone said you did it, but you didn't. You should
  • really consider thinking twice before you
  • want to leave your home.
  • uhhhhh. nah
  • No, for the last time, our name is Sha Na Na. We're a 50s doo wop cover band. We had a TV show. We're pretty famous. Why is that so hard for you to remember?
  • "Sha Nay Nay?" shouted Martin Lawrence, desperately clinging to the echoes of relevance. Secondarily, he was hoping a lawsuit might emerge against "Sha Na Na", some band that stole
  • his thunder, unfortunately Sha Na Na Na was a comedy Doo Wop show that predated Martin Lawrence's shtick. So he called up Kidd and Play to find out when House Party 99 was being
  • shown, but the person who answered hung up in a Rush. Almost out of time, he threw the phone at the nearest bystander, who
  • caught it effortlessly and began to flirt into it. I knew there was nobody on the other line, but I didn't have time to waste--I had two fat tickets to see Rush and I would stop
  • at nothing to convince them I was eligible. I mean, these were fat tickets after all, just what I needed. I'm tired of squeezing in the skinny seats. This would be great!

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