Such a fall had never been attempted, at

Such a fall had never been attempted, at least not with the intent to live. Who would be fool enough to expect survival when sky diving without a parachute, but he'd seen it done.
Of course that was only in the cartoons. Usually it ended with a poof of a dust cloud at the bottom of a generic canyon. But he was willing to try anything. He put a quarter into
the machine that controlled the vibrating bed's magic fingers. He hoped, aside from the massage, that the vibrations would smoke out any bed bugs hiding in the crevices of the
old woman. She had a bed bug infestation back in '53, but her exterminator had remedied that along with her
husband. It was a terrible tragedy. Who knew that the old man was allergic to cockroach poison? Two months later, she and the exterminator were walking down the aisle.
They adored wandering aimlessly through Home Depot, planning the dream house and their new life together. On the subject of Pergo they agreed to disagree. She preferred real wood,
his was the way of indestructible laminate floor coverings. They spent the afternoon trawling the aisles, looking for something they could agree on, when finally, they saw it:
the transvestite-hooker with a prosthetic leg from the night before. Their eyes met for the briefest of moments, before the hooker turned away and reached into his leopard purse,
and pulled out a rotten banana peel, which the hooker gently placed on the table."You know what's good about being a transvestite?" the hooker asked, with a bitter laugh
"Nothing, you whore!" laughed Pimp Monitor back. "Now get out on the street and..." "LET HER GO" Cowboy TV ordered! He saved the woman and got her a real job! Hooray for Cowboy TV!

Started: 2010-12-19 18:55:18
Finished: 2011-01-28 02:45:51

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