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Such a fall had never been attempted, at

  • Such a fall had never been attempted, at least not with the intent to live. Who would be fool enough to expect survival when sky diving without a parachute, but he'd seen it done.
  • Of course that was only in the cartoons. Usually it ended with a poof of a dust cloud at the bottom of a generic canyon. But he was willing to try anything. He put a quarter into
  • the machine that controlled the vibrating bed's magic fingers. He hoped, aside from the massage, that the vibrations would smoke out any bed bugs hiding in the crevices of the
  • old woman. She had a bed bug infestation back in '53, but her exterminator had remedied that along with her
  • husband. It was a terrible tragedy. Who knew that the old man was allergic to cockroach poison? Two months later, she and the exterminator were walking down the aisle.
  • They adored wandering aimlessly through Home Depot, planning the dream house and their new life together. On the subject of Pergo they agreed to disagree. She preferred real wood,
  • his was the way of indestructible laminate floor coverings. They spent the afternoon trawling the aisles, looking for something they could agree on, when finally, they saw it:
  • the transvestite-hooker with a prosthetic leg from the night before. Their eyes met for the briefest of moments, before the hooker turned away and reached into his leopard purse,
  • and pulled out a rotten banana peel, which the hooker gently placed on the table."You know what's good about being a transvestite?" the hooker asked, with a bitter laugh
  • "Nothing, you whore!" laughed Pimp Monitor back. "Now get out on the street and..." "LET HER GO" Cowboy TV ordered! He saved the woman and got her a real job! Hooray for Cowboy TV!

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