The garage door awaits you.
- The garage door awaits you.
- Press this button and see what comes up. Heh heh.
- I clicked the button, fearing what my fate may be. I realized too late, I had clicked on
- the Home Shopping Network. Slippered pajamas? Power crystals? Aerobic pistons? Yes please! I recited my credit card by memory and the FedEx knew me by name. My addiction would
- lead me to the slammer. The Big House. The state penn. In total, I had over $2 mil in revolving debt, and to pay it off I turned to crime. Felony crime. Capital crime. My first
- trip around the Monopoly board hadn't gone well at all, some would say. But for me, it was all part of the plan...
- I liked going to jail, I had the card to get out, but where else would a stray dog whose best friends, a car and a shoe, spend the night? Yes, it was working perfect, except for
- the fact that I was wearing my trousers on my head. Everyone else in the cell gave me strange looks, but I didn't care. I just kept barking like a wild dog and foaming from my
- foam generator. I had electronic foam generators strapped around my neck and wrists. I stood up, barked even more wildly and spun in circles, hosing down my cellmates with hot
- chocolate. However, the brown liquid turned out to be highly flammable! Fires quickly broke out and I extinguished them all with my foam generators. I was hailed as a hero & freed!
- Started
- 2015-11-23 18:55:59
- Finished
- 2015-12-04 08:23:04
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