"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"
- "What's your name? Who's your daddy?"
- What's you favorite color? Is a cat an animal or a vegetable? I put down my No 2 pencil. I studied advanced calculaus for this? They were sure dumbing down college entrance exams.
- I get a better education at udemy.com and can watch it on my tablet while..well, not trapped in a cage where I could have met all these caged people, climb up a ladder to be their
- TV antenna repairwoman, which would be stupid because nobody uses radio antennae anymore and, besides, such work is really not intended for the fairer
- Sex. She had to learn about the spying devices in the tellie's converter box and built into new smart tellies. The sheeple were in such a trance state that they held conversations
- near the tellie's & Big Brother was listening,noting down all the salacious gossip & converting them into teleplay scripts for programs a fortnight later.The sheeple didn't notice
- that there was a Kardasian implant mouthing their words from that argument at Chili's over Heather's new boyfriend. They didn't recognize the bits of their lives that were making i
- -t onto the next day's tabloids. "Heather's Hot New Boyfriend Causes Ruckus at Chili's" the headlines read, and there was even a photograph of some hair-pulling at the salad bar.
- Off to the side a few were collecting bets and the wagers were starting to get pretty steep when in walked Hulk Hogan and his daughter. Everyone's head swiveled around with a "whap
- -pow" as Hulk Hogan flexed his intimidating biceps. "Alright," he shouted, "y'all better stop this illegal gambling ring now. I'm with the Justice Department, and the jig is up!"
- Started
- 2013-01-06 22:41:18
- Finished
- 2018-08-24 20:12:13
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LordVacuity Aug 24 2018 @ 20:21
Wut? Hulk never said "bro". I call shenanigans.
Woab Aug 30 2018 @ 15:37
Then I call Exploding Kittens. I call them and call them, but all I ever hear back are faint puffs, far away in the darkness.