I was so tired. I hate crying. I wasn't upset
- I was so tired. I hate crying. I wasn't upset but when other people cry it makes me cry. I felt like
- the whole world was weighted on my shoulders and I just wanted them to feel better. I felt like it was my job to do something to help them.
- So, I bought some glitter, poster board &colored Sharpies. Cheering signs make everything better, I had no idea where to start. The BronieConvention was banned, & I had to do some
- thing to let the world know how much we love My Little Pony. Once my signs were 20% cooler, I started the Bronie awareness campaign with a bang. The Herd's Friendship is Magic!
- It's a My Little Pony philosophy "horse sense" that is oft misunderstood. What it means is, "you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink." Or it means, "never look
- a gift horse in the mouth." It was then that the narrator realized that he was running out of horse-related puns for this story.
- So he resaddled to donkey humor, braying a trail asinine puns, and hee haw jokes. Jack the listener said "Eeyore grey-t tail done keep me off the wagon!" The narrator burrowed
- Into his miniature memory hole and pulled out a set of horseshoes to play with, to kerp Eeyore from feeling too depressed. There was a bridge ahead, and it looked unstable. Stables
- of kangaroos lined the road and Pooh had a thought. "The bridge is scary and I need help". Maybe the roos would help he said in his head. "Hello roos" will you hop us over
- the brook so we can go to tea at Owl's?" "We don't like to be referred to as 'roos'!" the roos retorted. "Sorry," said Pooh, but by that time Owl had left in a foul mood. Get it?
- Started
- 2013-08-08 19:30:30
- Finished
- 2016-08-10 13:05:43
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Woab Aug 10 2016 @ 13:08
Animal puns au go-go.
Trace Aug 10 2016 @ 15:39
It was all a ruse