"I hate you as much as your mother hates
- "I hate you as much as your mother hates you, if such a thing is possible." she said, and before I could respond, "If you died, nothing would be any different except I’d be happy.
- My hands started to shake in my efforts to control myself. Violent images flashed through my skull, dripping past my eyes until everything had a sheen of red-including her.
- And that's when I realized I had been playing Grand Theft Auto TOO MUCH. When I pulled into the driveway and she came out to greet me, I wanted to punch it and runover her. She did
- but she couldn't drop the pepper shaker. It had dried to her hands. Now what about the hotdogs she said franky? I have a yearning for pancake batter and starch. Before I slip
- on my bathing for a quick run around the picnic table. The mustard and ketchup keep running together and she
- used them as fingerpaints, where I was hoping that she'd make more Rorschach tests to while away the afternoon as we waited for the Gorgons. I drank another pint.
- At 4 p.m. UPS delivered a heavy crate shipped from Libya. We pried it open and found three casks with Gorgons seal. "Get the mirror ready Minny", I said. "Oh Percy, I'm so excited!
- I could just ejaculate on your pants leg!" With his icky comment, I wondered why he was leading the expedition. We got out our makeup cases and flashed the mirrors at the Gorgons'
- secret hideout so as not to look accidentally into the Gorgons' eyes. I was trying to concentrate, but David kept singing 'Everybody Must Get Stoned' under his breath. "David,
- please!" I whispered, but it was too late. The Gorgons descended, taking Zola with them and the young Babybelles. The age of Dairy had begun.
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- 2011-02-02 22:57:39
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- 2011-12-20 21:51:29
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