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King Arthur said, "Well that certainly is

  • King Arthur said, "Well that certainly is one way to liven up a meeting." Sir Lancelot
  • disagreed. "I dunno, the way I stabbed 'em all, I'd say I'd DEADENED up the meeting." Arthur did not laugh at Lancelot's bon mot, and stared over the parade of corpses on the
  • dirt pathway. "Well, don't just stand there like a lazy stableboy, help me get rid of the corpses," said Lancelot. Arthur grabbed one of the corpses and dragged it to the side of
  • the path. 'No dragmarks! Wipe those away!' Arthur obediently grabbed a branch and wiped over the pathway. Lancelot started digging a few hundred meters away. 'Bring those corpses!
  • Merlin & Nimue were heavier than Arthur expected, but he dragged their bodies to the tree's root system where Lance dug their grave. "We must flee to the Fisher King's palace!"
  • Lance misheard Arthur and ended up at Don King's Palace wondering where Arthur had gotten to. Lance tried Arthur on his mobile but he was out of range or perhaps in a tunnel?
  • Lance opened the portal with his joust & stepped out into a sea of bloodthirsty boxing fans. Arthur unaware Lance was his opponent entered from the opposite side of the Boxing aren
  • a. The Ultimate Boxing-at-Sea Federation made sure the requiem sharks had the best view. Arthur sensed something happening behind his back and turned. Lance grinned menacingly.
  • Pumping aquatic dub-step music blasted out of the speakers as the 2 Ultimate Boxing-at-Sea Federation fighters entered the cage. I hoped it didnt get too bloody, the requiem sharks
  • and the Crawdad Brothers started circling each other, ready for a kill. The Crawdad Brothers looked a lot like Miley Cyrus, except that they didn't have tongues and were crawdads.
Started
2011-10-02 20:29:25
Finished
2013-08-28 22:14:32

1 Comments

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    Zetawilk Aug 28 2013 @ 22:27

    This won't be the last of Artie and Lance's wacky adventures!

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