It was unpopular in the surrounding states

It was unpopular in the surrounding states but she would have no part of it. "I think they're are just prudes" she cried as she reached for her purse in the pale moon light.
She pulled out a giant, gelatinous dildo which glowed in the pale moon light. She joggled it to make it wiggle. Was that an eyelash hair on the tip? She spread his
lips apart and shoved it in, and shouted in his ear, "Now you know what its like, how do YOU like it?!?!" To which he replied, "It kind of tastes like
earwax and chicken soft tacos. This caused her to make a face like she'd smelled a
Jewess. Natalie the Nazi cafeteria lady piled extra meat on Sven the Swedish exchange student's plate and complimented his hair and eye color. Mike Goldstein was next in line.
"I am the one to rule over nature," Goldstein said. "Dogs of the A.M.S., meet your new emperor!" Natalie the Nazi cafeteria lady skimped his pickle and gave him extra pork skins.
Some tech-savvy kids hatched a plan to get rid of her. They hacked her phone and posted a profile of her on Grindr. Pretty soon the Nazi Cafeteria Lady missed too many lunch times
due to being stalked by angry reddit users. She soon grew remorseful of her ways and become a Nice Cafeteria Lady. She talked with the Principle about removing 'teria' from the
calendar, but the Principled One would not have any of it. So she went off to sulk in her corner, unaware that lurking just around the corner was
the end of the story. Bummer.

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