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a b vc h

  • a b vc h
  • WRONG! TRY AGAIN!.....................................WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!!................SAY YOUR ABC'S, DAMMIT!..........................................................
  • IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE, I'LL TELL YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, LEARN YOUR SPELLIN' AND CIPHERIN, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE YOUR POOR MA WORKING HER FINGERS TO THE BONE TO FEED YOU., .... WHAT
  • " Yosemite Sam was on another rant. He was yelling at his son Nate. His full name was Yellowstone Nate. Yosemite Sam had been told Yellowstone Nate had a learning disability but he
  • refused to believe it, blinded by paternal pride. Yellowstone Nate absorbed his father's diatribe, imagining how he might murder him decades on. When Yosemite Sam finished yelling,
  • his son had enough. He took him to a secluded mountain, tied him to a stake and burnt him, with an intricate fan system so the smoke wouldn't kill him first, let him off easy and
  • keep him from repenting his sins. He deserved no sympathy, no mercy for what he had done. He certainly wouldn't get any from me I thought listening to his screams ring out in the
  • fiery cavern our adjacent hells were in. My sin had been Pride in meddling in people's lives until they were as miserable as I was. Yet here I was denying mercy to another sinner.
  • I made a little chuckle of lament and shyly met the other's gaze. "We are so broken, such crooked timber, eh?" The sinner said, "Get and stay the hell away from me, crazy-toons!"
  • And with a flash of lightening, he was gone. Taken into the bosom of hell. No chance for me to follow him there. He was safe at last. I did not weep for him, but went for coffee.
Started
2014-10-13 18:26:16
Finished
2018-10-13 15:07:37

12 Comments

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    Woab Oct 13 2018 @ 15:09

    ... and that's the story of why we've never heard of Yellowstone Nate.
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    LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:23

    or his sisters Big Bend Bertha and Denali Dorothy
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    LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:24

    Mountains of the Moon Loretta
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    LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 15:26

    my bad, Craters of the Moon Loretta.
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    Tree Oct 13 2018 @ 18:20

    who thought the phrase a b vc h could make something like this?
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    LordVacuity Oct 13 2018 @ 23:51

    Exactly 4 years in the making.
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    BlastedHeath Oct 14 2018 @ 12:18

    This game does have its mysterious aspects.
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    Woab Oct 14 2018 @ 14:28

    LV- Wow, I hadn't noticed that!
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    LordVacuity Oct 15 2018 @ 03:42

    Technically, it was short by about 3 hours.
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    ItWasStolen Oct 15 2018 @ 09:02

    Yay!! I brought it back to lifeee!
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    LordVacuity Oct 15 2018 @ 13:39

    Yeah, you did.
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    neoremitsper Nov 04 2018 @ 01:02

    I am reminded of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeMkQ3BkGwo And yes, I know I'm weird.

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