How to take over the world: Step 1: Acquire

How to take over the world: Step 1: Acquire large quantities of quartz, copper, and canned cheese. Step 2: Start a digital greeting card business. Step 3:
Use said supplies of quartz, copper and canned cheese to build a HQ for taking over the world. Step 4: Spread your propaganda with the digital greeting cards and smart leaflets
. Step 5, create your own family-values themed buffet-style restaurants with chocolate fountains.
Step 6, Try and resist the dessert bar. Go ahead. Try. I dare you.
Step 7: Be that person at the dessert bar that takes the entire tray of lemon squares, leaving none for anybody else.
Step 8: Lecture an Italian chef on how to properly cook pasta. Assure the same that you will always "be there" for them, every step of the way. Don't mean what you say.
Disingenuity shock cure Step 9: Tell your wife you really lover her mother's cooking & she should come visit more often. Step 10: Tell your Boss you just can't imagine where the
3 million dollars embezzled from the company's accounts could be. Step 11: Reinvent yourself as a Mexican farm-worker named Javier. Step 12: Make a new life for yourself in
Guerrero peddling cactus leaves to tourists. Step 13: Bury the embezzled 3 million dollars on the cactus farm in industrial strength garbage bags. Step 14: Steal a donkey to
clop nonchalantly out of town as if nothing out of the ordinary just happened. And finally, Step 15: Return a decade later to retrieve the cash, move to Cayman, & laugh!

3 Comments

SlimWhitman Apr 29 2016 @ 05:42

Cool, only 15 steps? Cayman, here I come.
xxkahloxx Apr 29 2016 @ 15:04

This may be the best get-rich-quick plan I've ever found. I'm off to buy some canned cheese and locate an Italian chef for my family-style buffet restaurant!
Flopp Apr 29 2016 @ 15:06

Only 1 more year until I can get the moolah

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