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I couldn't sleep after going clubbing so

  • I couldn't sleep after going clubbing so I watched Baptazia videos on YouTube until my face hurt from laughing. One day I hoped to star in a YouTube video. My fame would be eternal
  • just like Rebecca Black or that kid that dances around w/the light saber! Yes, I was destined 2 be a YouTube star. I needed a gimmick. I looked in the corner and saw the Indian
  • wearing an American flag breechclout and boxing gloves. Oh! this is going to be a better viral video than the kids with milk or the keyboard playing cat! I needed someone to video
  • tape because this time it was going to be epic. Now, I know I've said this before, but seriously this one would be bigger then ninja duckle. I couldn't wait
  • to construct my duct tape house and never again fret with repair. I even let my daughter paint her room any color she wanted, so long as she wanted silver. Ninja stars tore through
  • my mind (metaphorically, of course) as I considered the implications of my duct tape home. If it was indeed indestructible, that meant no more homeowner's insurance, no more worryi
  • ng.Soon it was a movement.Duct tape reinforced shantytowns sprouted up across the country. The "real" estate market collapsed.But all kinds of resources were freed up. As Ductbaron
  • von Schotchentappen replaced all building materials with various forms of tape, the rainforests and old growth redwoods began to regenerate. Global climate change slowed and the en
  • ema time ended, thankfully. Von Schotchentappen was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize & received it taped up from head to toe. He used the prize money to build a Temple of Tape located
  • at the nearest spot at the end of the Niagara Falls.Those who are brave enough to admire it may enter at risk of falling over and die but hey, if you like it, then it's worth it...
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2014-02-19 05:54:57

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