"Pie in the sky," Ralph chuckled to himself.
- "Pie in the sky," Ralph chuckled to himself. "What a stupid expression."
- forgetting to knock on wood, Ralph unknowing released a proverbial shit-storm on his small island village of Tiki Harumbi. The first pie fell only minutes later,
- followed by actual shit. "We must make a sacrifice to the gods!" yelled Popuasquatie, the bespectacled Chieftan. His eyes, and those of his fellow tribesmen, turned to Ralph.
- Ralph was what you would call a late bloomer. He didn't understand a lot and as a result ended up yelling in a goofy alien voice. "The roof, the roof the roof is on fire." Then it
- EXPLODED in a shower of GLASS and SHRAPNEL, punctuating the wedding with MOLTEN-HOT BITS OF CRYSTALLIZED PARTICULATES. Ralph said, "Please stop yelling at me." So I did.
- very quietly NINJAS with FLAMING DEATH KNIVES and EXPLOSIVE UNDERWEAR blew the reception up like an ATOMIC BOMB. Ralph was not happy with this development.
- The NINJAS threw their Flaming Death Knifves in the direction of little Ralph as he prepared for their bombardment.
- Good thing he ate his bacon this morning. Thank God for bacon.
- If it wasn't for bacon then he might not be with us today. The fat on the ends of the bacon strips is really what saved him that day.
- Its really the best part of the bacon. Roll Tide!
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- 2011-04-23 00:55:54
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- 2011-05-11 11:29:09
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