"I always have a sweet feeling of you, Izumi-kun.
- "I always have a sweet feeling of you, Izumi-kun. If possible, let us start a romantic relationship!" Upon hearing the words from this cute girl, Kana, my head starts to be dizzy.
- It be so dizzy that I get vertigo. Then I be sick. I puked on Kana's Hello Kitty Back Pack. She got so mad at me. She had to wash her pencil case
- . In class, I passed her a note. "Still mad at me, Kana? ( ) Yes ( ) No." When I got it back, she had taken a marker and covered the whole note black. I need to make it up to her.
- I passed Kana a gift certificate to a desert-themed golf course. She had no idea that the course had sand on the greens and camels as caddies. The only non-bunker part of the fair
- way was the oasis halfway where the camels had a drink. Kana received a Burqa, a GPS unit with map of the course and a golfball with a transponder. Hole 1 was par 40. Hazards like
- rattlesnakes and scorpions were added to his handicap if they proved to be a factor of consideration. Unfortunately, Kana had never played desert golf before and thus had no idea
- why there were no water traps. "What dumbass forgot to add water traps?" Kana yelled as he pulled out his wedge for the 23rd time and
- um, hit the ball out of the sandy part. Then he got, um, a different sort of, er, golf club, & hit the ball more towards the flag pole where the hole is. It landed on the flat part
- and rolled around for a bit before coming to a stop. Some people made some noises. Then he grabbed another long stick with a real flat part on the end and tapped the round thing
- and it went and fell in a hole. People said yay and stuff. Later a man gave him a whole bunch of money, and then different ladies wanted to be his girlfriend. That was pretty cool.
- Started
- 2011-10-03 08:13:59
- Finished
- 2014-05-08 01:30:40
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Zetawilk May 08 2014 @ 10:27
I think there's a real market for sports stories written by people who have interests in things other than sport.
buddyboy4711 May 08 2014 @ 15:28
I passed Kana the golf gift certificate because I thought (s)he referred to the Hindu/Javanese concept/god of time, and golf takes approx. forever. Kāla is probably what I was thinking of, though. But hey, Kana thought it "was pretty cool," so it worked out perfectly, Hello Kitty backpack notwithstanding.