The wizard had said it might come to this.
- The wizard had said it might come to this. Always before, shouting the words, he had been clothed - here in the shower, would the Captain be nude? Would the lightning electrocute
- the children? Would the past be over? How many hands had he shaked? It was a world of madmen & uncertainty & potential mental losses. Wizard GWB3 stood in the shower, pontificating
- because, that's where he pontificated best. Wizard GWB3 lathered himself up sermonizing, like a power harangue and that's when he saw the toaster in the hands of
- Vicki4. Now, a word about Vicki4. In Wizard GWB3's eyes, she the finest piece of machinery he'd ever laid...eyes on. But not 2 bright. Vicki4 came at him in the shower, the toaster
- still intact with her bosom. BOOM. They were both electrocuted in fury. GWB3 somehow managed to turn off the water, but they both lay steaming in a heap on the floor of the tub.
- GWB3 stored a mental note in his remaining memory bits to only fraternize with artificially bossomed entertainobots in a hot tub after his connector was shrink wrapped.
- January 2013 saw the Dark Age begin, announced by the dragonmen who numbered 4,582,854 in 2016. The Bureau of Statistics offered no explanation for the mutation of goats who were
- in open rebellion on New Zealand's North Island. They insisted that they were not kidding around. Their spokesgoat, Billy, insisted that they understood that it was a horny issue &
- it may behoove them to butt out. The Maori Mayor called a meeting of the people and the goats and tried to write a peace treaty, which Billy wound up eating instead of signing.
- Nanny scolded him and then sent the Gruff brothers to head butt him into submission. Eventually the signatures were munched into the lawn and peace reigned.
- Started
- 2013-01-22 17:25:05
- Finished
- 2017-05-22 18:53:44
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