She stood before me naked and I felt my eyes
- She stood before me naked and I felt my eyes wandering her body. Meandering until they became firmly fixed on a small dark spot on her upper thigh. What was that? I started to ask,
- but she quickly hopped into bed and pulled the bed sheets up to her neck. I snuggled, caressing her body, trying to touch the spot on her upper thigh. Did I really see a USB port?
- Too bad what I couldn't see was a therapist right about now. Her USB-port nipples suddenly lashed cables out at me, strangling around my neck. I choked for breath, but it was too
- late. The asphyxiation heightened the pleasure but I eventually succumbed. Virtual sex was not so safe after all. Worse still, when I arrived at Purgatory I had to log onto a
- computer terminal to find my account number. This was my first time in purgatory so I didn't have a user name or password. I clicked create an account and typed in my email but
- an hourglass appeared, along with an error message that read, "Insufficient Sin Contemplation". Then God obtained my email address and spammed me with ads for heaven. Purgatory
- didn't exist, as much as the Catholics would like you to believe. So it was either Heaven or the other place. The e-mail ads read, "REPENT!" and "The Kingdom is at hand!" I tried
- turning around while the Meatloaf was baking, but my repentance gained me naught, for it was the same as it ever was, and "Kingdom" seemed a little parochial on the Cosmic scale of
- rock-n-roll. As the delicious scent of Meatloaf wafted through the car window, I found myself in paradise, right there by the dashboard light, and Kingdom was about to come
- with a delightful surprise. If only I could stop myself from farting so loudly.
- Started
- 2011-08-01 14:19:06
- Finished
- 2012-11-20 03:02:22
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