Baking cookies required stamina once fossil

Baking cookies required stamina once fossil fuels had disappeared. You had to hire an Olympic cyclist to run the generator for twenty damned minutes to get the oven to a steady
heat and then it was another twenty minutes to find enough little hands to break up the chocolate into pieces. It didn't help that the sun had disappeared for weeks now
But their hot little hands started to melt the bumpy surface of the chocolate, revealing peanuts, caramel, and fudge. Oh, Henry I cried, why hast thou forsaken me? What did I do?
Then she smeared the chocolate on him. The static charge of cocoa on skin awoke something inside of her. Hatred. She said, "You make me sick, you and your little lies." So all he
did was got rid of her and loved Cowboy TV instead! He's so much happier now, especially since Cowboy TV
was about as welcome here as a fart in a crowded hot tub.
Dammit! Why couldn't she have left directions to the castle? The bold worms could only take so much dessert (or was it desert, ha!). Well, there was only one thing to do now.
Try to take over the world! The worms started to crawl towards the Mushroom Kingdom, but Mario, pursuing a mutually exclusive task, jumped on their heads on his way by. Each had to
lie perfectly still and await the obese Italian doom. The sheer number of hostile worm-creatures, though, gave the famous plumber pause. "Mama-mia! How come there are-a so many?"
He pondered the existential reality of the situation. Why was Princess Peach always out of reach? Where was Donkey Kong? He wan't trained for this. Alas, poor Luigi. Game Over.

Started: 2010-12-31 11:30:56
Finished: 2011-05-05 15:44:24

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