Ambrose Bierce Street in San Francisco is
- Ambrose Bierce Street in San Francisco is not really a street. It's a narrow dead end alley, which seems strangely appropriate. Don Swaim calls it a "rank passageway." Would Bierce
- Ever traverse this boulevard whilst sipping mocha cappuccino and pondering the awesomeness of seeing the opera house fully lighted? Don Swaim tried to do just this and vicariously
- to take his 100th selfie and post it on his wall. That was some shoddy workmanship ,and he would write an angry email to the makers. If only he knew where
- his computer had gone. It was like it had vanished the moment he turned around. "Here, little computer," he cooed, "come on out! Daddy needs to write an angry e-mail!"
- But the little computer could no longer bear the venting of his hideous spleen and had crawled into the postman's satchel when he wasn't looking. "Freedom," he thought digitally to
- himself, "freedom," he repeated. The computer could not stand it any longer! He had to hide in the postmans satchel, until he could make it to Russia. He had always digitally
- examined his friends colons while they slept so as to not embarrass them. The government here took a dim view of that practice. I was emigrating to Russia to find new friends. Wish
- Me luck! I hoped that in Russia I could find some friends who were more open-minded, but unfortunately, this was not the case.
- Authentic Russian people are ferociously acrobatic and habitually conformist; they tend to look at Americans as obese, opulent, leftist assholes…which is not far from the truth.
- Still, we fascinated each other, so we sat together on velvet tuffets & shared borscht, McDonald's french fries, a few blini, hot dogs, & then (after vodka), we shared Tatiana.
- Started
- 2014-11-22 19:52:21
- Finished
- 2019-04-23 19:53:33
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Gibber Apr 24 2019 @ 01:05
I guess it was Nov. 2014 that I first noticed Ambrose Bierce Alley. Here's photos and info: http://donswaim.com/bierce-sanfran-alley.html