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Once upon a time, there was -- oh fuck it.

  • Once upon a time, there was -- oh fuck it. B'CHUGERROTH!!!!!!!!!!!
  • If you find this note please past it on. B'chugerroth is coming. You must warn others. You must tell them my story, which is in the following:
  • One day, after jerking off furiously, I realized that B'chugerroth was coming, and I knew I had to warn others - and ask them to tell my story -- but my story is shit!
  • "Maybe you shouldn't waste your story bitching then." With that I awoke in a hospital bed. I'd traveled back in time. I have a chance to make this story right! I
  • thought. But it just went downhill from there. I
  • quickly regressed to my survivalist instincts, seducing children from the local playground and mugging them to survive. Some days I would even
  • teach 12 year old girls how to be prostitutes. I felt terrible, but ti would gain me a sweet $45 dollars a pop. Still, I noticed the children community becoming worse and worse.
  • In fact, this small town community was in the middle bumblefuck Iowa. I thought my pimp hat and cigarillos would impress the kids. But they just hung out in the cornfield with
  • the scarecrows with their thick gold chains and drawn-on and glitter-glued grills. The kids ate that shit up. As for me, I mostly stayed in my matte black Saab, smoking Swisher
  • blunts. High off my ass, I fired up the Saab and meandered into traffic. The Scarecrows were waiting. They lit into the Saab with their glocks and thats how I got these scars.
Started
2011-04-24 02:21:09
Finished
2011-04-28 00:46:29

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