I love her scent. Her very presence is like
- I love her scent. Her very presence is like a burst of undeniable feelings, bursting from my heart. I always try not to look into her eyes, I'm always afraid she does not like me
- . All I need is a sign - anything from her which will tell me that this great passion is shared. Suddenly my phone whistled at me - a text from an unknown number. I swiped the s
- econd phone I saw. One can never have too many phones. The stolen phone had a picture of a man, a headless man, a bloody neck stump. I'm a cop. You know what that means.
- Reddit time. I upload the gruesome picture onto imgur, giving it a catchy headline. "This picture is beast!" it said. As the day went on I received nasty comments from strangers.
- I was protected by my dog, who barked loud enough to scare these thugs off. A lion volunteered to roar on my behalf. I agreed.
- As the lion roared a mighty roar and filled the burglar's butthole with his love, I took out a video camera and started narrating out loud the entirety of "The Hyaenic Copulation".
- I finished reciting the piece; the lion was still humping, the burglar had stopped resisting, and I was still recording. So I sang: "In your bunghole, your tiny bunghole, the lion
- seeps tonight..." which the burglar found to be in extremely poor taste but the lion thought was hilarious. "This concludes our broadcast. Please stand for the national anthem."
- Everyone in the room rose and place their hands over their hearts. As the national anthem played tears welled up in their eyes. Who knew that a lion and a burglar could unite us.
- "Another successful operation," thought General Custer as he morphed out of the lion suit as Professor Loomis did the same from the burglar.
- Started
- 2013-11-06 13:46:39
- Finished
- 2016-12-08 22:04:03
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bearshoes84 Dec 08 2016 @ 22:42
Custer and Loomis have a rather complex sex life.
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 22:48
We make no excuse for them; we are simply chroniclers of their feats.
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 22:52
Of course since we, unlike Custer, are stuck in one time and one place we can only chronicle what takes place in our time and our place. So we are a secret Brotherhood in Everywhere and Everywhen would chronicle all Custer does in the past/future now.