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A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a

  • A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is a rose is
  • a Tulip..Ha! You thought I was going to say rose didn't you?
  • The editor sneered at the poem again, "Irony, Bah!" He was about to put in the trash when he had an epiphany, maybe he was to old to appreciate the subtle nuances in bad verse.
  • Maybe all literary value is subjective, he thought, throwing a lifetime of being an editor under a cloud of sudden suspicion. "What the hell do I know about irony!" he shouted.
  • That's when he heard the grisly cackle. J. Jonah Jameson turned around and saw the Green Goblin, in a seer sucker suit, sitting at his desk. "Let me tell you about irony then,
  • If you didn't study literature." The Green Goblin said, "I went to the School of Fish". I asked where that was located, since I hadn't heard of it. There were 1,965 colleges...
  • but none of them bearing that name. "Is the School of Fish located in an alternate reality? The Other dimension, perhaps?" The Green Goblin smirked. "You know nothing of colleges."
  • Jon Snow knew more than he let on. "You know nothing of plot twists and surprise endings," Jon quipped. The Green Goblin dropped the college application and demanded to know
  • what the deuce Jon was talking about. "Look, you're not going to Yale, Green Goblin, no matter how lofty your essay." The Goblin could not believe that his lifelong dream was not
  • worth all the effort. (Applause)
Started
2012-07-30 20:29:52
Finished
2016-08-16 20:46:18

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