One day I was out in my garden pulling at
- One day I was out in my garden pulling at a weed when the weed started to pull back. The weed pulled so hard i was planted in the soil up to my waist
- when along came a very hungry caterpillar. "Hey there, little guy, you aren't carnivorous are yo... ack! My torso!" Luckily, Farmer Jane rushed over with her pesticide cannon and
- did the Gangnam Style dance in celebration. "Honay, are youh okhay?? she asked her injured husband. "I keeled the carterpillar!" She then carried him inside and tended to his wound
- ed Cowper glands. He croaked, "I did it for you baby, I did it for us." She worked furiously on her husband to restore him back to the
- time of fops & powdered wigs, but she couldn't get her husband's beauty spot to stick on his lip. Maybe this'd cure his broken Cowper glands as no-one in revolutionary France cared
- For anything other than Cuban cigars and cane sugar. Fidel Castro sold Robespierre the bumper crops the US refused to buy. Comrades, they were in more than name only.
- You may object "But Robespierre died before Castro was born!" True,but Fidel dabbled in the occult,contacting Robespierre's ghost to bribe him with Humidors to aid in La Revolution
- . Ah, it was all so complex, a mystery of unfathomable proportions.We could only deal with the here &now. Fidel held out a tightly rolled cohiba to Robespierre. "For you, my friend
- . Also take this cohoba (a hallucinogenic snuff) & cobia (a fusiform fish) smash it all together into a paste & shove it deep into your sinus cavities." Said Fidel to Robespierre.
- So Robespierre did so. Soon he saw Fidel draw back his face to reveal he was really a cadaverous Marat, one of the suicide Damned. "I am here to finish our business in Bastille."
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- 2013-01-20 02:58:01
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- 2017-08-28 00:50:57
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SlimWhitman Aug 28 2017 @ 03:59
Bad trip.