The city of Lacclair was the safest place

The city of Lacclair was the safest place on earth as it was a secret hidden beneath the still waters of St.Clair fountain. And those who knew about its existence were

She left her dog

. He'd peed on the rug once too often. She'd gone ballastic. "I give you squeak toys, kibbles and a golden chain and this is how you thank me?" The dog couldn't afford the rent &

And ate their babies

Then licked the mothers knees viciously

Then I liked the scabs of her feet

They were sexier than Beyoncé and drake combined with a dash of Kanye and pinch of Demi Lovato

So they had I giant orgy with some hot shims

Than the dogs joined in

And it was very fun