"Yolk,what's up?" greeted Bread." "I'm fried.
- "Yolk,what's up?" greeted Bread." "I'm fried. And you?" " I feel all crumby." "That's because you're toast." " You're white. Eggcellent deduction my friend. Now, let's find a way
- to make Mary smile this morning!" I waggled my bacon mustache appealingly. I could always make her laugh with my antics. But not today. She sipped her tepid coffee & stared at the
- fried egg slipping off the top of my head. "What's the matter?" I said. "I ham sad," she replied. "OK Mary, omelette you finish your coffee and then you can tell me all about it."
- Mary soon cracked and revealed that she felt so friend after poaching things up with her boyfriend Shel the night before. "Eggs-actly why is that?" asked her friend Layla.
- Layla had Shel on his knees. Shel was begging, "Baby please."
- No reaction. Suddenly her mood changed, She said " It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." and bang the door, heading towards the
- grocery store in search of more eggs. Strangely, there were none to be found. She went directly to the dairy, still no eggs. Finally she saw a chicken crossing the road. She asked
- The chicken, who pointed towards Farmer McGregor. Farmer McGregor had a basket of quail eggs, which were as good as any. They only cost three dollops, with no sales tax! She took
- one more look to his right shoulder. Still angel free he took the deal. They sealed it the old-fashioned way with a burnt offering. McGregor's farm prospered ever after.
- And only in the end did he realize what he had done. Death arrived burnt the farm and drug him to hell where he is daily slaughtered by cows.
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- 2013-11-02 21:06:10
- Finished
- 2016-11-07 19:36:23
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SlimWhitman Nov 08 2016 @ 07:47
Death is a vegan fanatic?
Rebbie Nov 08 2016 @ 12:11
No just the cows. :))