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Guten Morgen tönte es aus dem Garten.

  • Guten Morgen tönte es aus dem Garten.
  • Shit! Ist es wieder!!! Nein! Nein! Nein! Ich.... muss......in ...... English. There! What a relief. To not even understand your own thoughts! Every now and again, Взимам друг език
  • aliens were transmitting directly into my head. I would be thinking about how much this last year sucked and then "BAM" an electronic signal containing
  • part of the code necessary for intergalactic travel would just appear in my brain. I was possessed by an unrepressable urge to get the data out of my mind, hence my den was filled
  • diagrams of alien devices I didn't understand. I'd covered the wallpaper & furniture with these blueprints & starfields. My friend Bob had a subscription to popular electronics &
  • had made a dirigible out of a mylar baloon so he was my go-to tech. Bob and I worked tirelessly in my garage on the alien blueprints. By the weekend, we had made a device which
  • could travel through space at half the speed of light. It looked like it would work... a shiver ran down my spine as I wondered what else these beings were capable of inventing...
  • Had they figured out how to talk to women? Could they fry food without splattering oil everywhere? OMG, the possibilities were endless. I would convince these aliens to appear on
  • The Jerry Springer show. Then they would get a spin off show, I'm sure of it! If people watch Teen Mom, they will definitely watch "Aliens gone Wild". That would b the cash cow!
  • Or so they thought. At first the aliens pandered to ignorant southern crowds, but after a season or two the show took on legit scientific community research & became intellectual.

1 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Sep 01 2012 @ 01:12

    1. Good morning, it sounded out of the garden. 2. Shit! Is it again! No! No! No! I .... must ...... to ...... English. There! What a relief. To not even understand your own thoughts! Every now and again, charging each ezik

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