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Crime rates, global population, skin cancer,

  • Crime rates, global population, skin cancer, and gas prices are down. Why? Is it the increase in a police state? No. Alien Invasion? No. The Internet? Yes.
  • The power of information escalates in direct proportion to the speed and range of the distribution network. Thus the internet changed the game. But at what cost? Data-free opinions
  • are opinions none the less. The information superhighway connects those opinions into a so-called web. How amazed the Ancient Greeks would be to see a modem! The Internet is connec
  • ted to a waxy string punched through a can inside that giant tree. That giant tree is the Tree of Life. So now you know the truth about the internet. Tell me please, what will you
  • do with this information?" "Sorry, that's classified." The men in black escorted the arborist out of the room. Agent L shut off the projector. The Tree of Life was there all along
  • , minus one apple. Agent L sighed in frustration. Who took the apple from the Tree of Life? All hell was breaking loose! "Send Adam in NOW!" Agent L screamed. Moments later, Adam
  • slid down the rope from a helicopter and did one of those cool superhero landings with a bent knee and a fist in the ground. "Sup L" Adam spoke. Agent L pointed at the Tree of life
  • As it showered green leaves on them both. Agent K was coming but was stuck on the Atomic Expressway. Exit 51 was blocked. His radio didn't work. So he stewed in his juices.
  • Agent K gave up on driving to the ball and copped a ride with a passing hovercraft. He arrived fashionably late wearing nothing but a white rose and silk boxers. The heavy radiatio
  • -n had mutated him in a good way, and before the night was over he had been crowned the King of the Ball and had had seven proposals of marriage. Agent K retired, a wealthy man.
Started
2013-04-30 01:53:49
Finished
2017-03-01 14:14:04

2 Comments

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    Woab Mar 01 2017 @ 14:20

    This has a nice flow.
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    Rebbie Mar 01 2017 @ 15:57

    I like the idea of the adventures of Agents L and K. Kind of a cool MIB/Superhero/Bond thing going on here.

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