Aquaman - King of Atlantis, Summoner of the

Aquaman - King of Atlantis, Summoner of the Seven Seas - rose from the depths with the broken and bloody corpse of Eric Merman in his arms. "Look me in the eye, Batman, and tell me
This isn't the single greatest thing you've ever seen! Why, it's like it was only yesterday that this odd man troubled my waters, and now it's only today that I
rippled his oil. Who knew we would mix so well, certainly not his Persian. Then again it was an unexpected greatness that singled this thing out and made it
so dramatic in abstract expressionism. Who knew that if he mixed the oils with his Persian cat, and then sent him across the canvas, he would
out-Pollock Pollock. The hangers-on and gallery owners would be after him now. Jets to Paris, interviews with The New Yorker. All because of these oils and the cat! But when he
tried to commit cultural suicide by painting a wide-eyed puppy in a window, the hangers-on only raved about its clever irony and the gallery owners jacked up his prices. His cat
Pyrrh was impressed enough to take no notice at all. They moved her & her red leather recliner as a single unit when they set up the barricades inside the art gallery. Art was war.
occurred due to Pyrrh's dealing with shady individuals. it's not Pyrrh's fault these individuals craved Pyrrh's recliner at that gallery, choose to start the legendary Art War, and
then Pyrrh had nowhere to park his hemorrhoids. He needed Dadaism. The Art War would soon face the War on Art, and Pyrrh would get his god-damned father-fucking recliner back.
Trouble was, Pyrrh really wanted a NEW recliner that held no father-fucking stigma and allowed him to park his hemorrhoids on. He found a great store to shop for one: La-Z-Rhoid.

Started: 2015-02-22 18:20:52
Finished: 2021-06-02 18:17:54

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