The aging, tired waitress gave him a disapproving
- The aging, tired waitress gave him a disapproving look as she waved us in. When Jimmy sat down at his table, I was fairly sure I was going to be seeing Rod Serling go into his
- usual nicotine-laced creep speech, but to Jimmy's shock that didn't happen. Instead Rod Serling buried his face in hands and started sobbing, between tokes on his cirgarettes
- "why does this shit always happen to me?" he cried, as I looked past him, to his sister, that was biting into a frozen artichoke. "God that's hot" I mumbled. Rod looked up "what ar
- ar ar ar..." Rod had trouble with talking like a pirate. His sister was having trouble with frozen vegetables and I was in trouble with the FCC. "This is a family show!" they said.
- 'What on earth are you talking about?' I said. 'What family show? I was having a showdown with my family and suddenly it becomes a family show? will someone please tell me
- how such a thing is possible?' By now, I was absolutely furious. My family's privacy had been invaded, and I felt deeply humiliated. And there were still issues my family needed to
- face. My deep, yearning for sweet animal love one of the foremost issues. "Everyone just listen!" Tears rolled down my cheeks. "I need to talk about something. I have to get it out
- but I don't have a can-opener." People gawked at me like dopey fish. Nobody handed me a can-opener. "Oh, and Bodil Joensen is awesome," I added. They chattered. I still waited.
- I'm was never very good at being patient. I started pacing back and forth creeping across the floor trying to keep calm. If i didn't get my can opener soon I would
- try to chew the can open with my mouth! I needed that can of lima beans. How could I possibly finish the 16 layer bean casserole w/o it? I mean it WAS the top layer.
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- 2011-02-02 22:41:08
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- 2012-08-30 13:46:02
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