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The day Smurfette missed her period was very

  • The day Smurfette missed her period was very stressful in the hidden Smurf Village.
  • This was because no one would know who the father was. This was because Smurfette
  • had taken a vow of silence when she entered the nunnery. Now known as Sister Smurfette, she was sent to Africa to hassle Africans into stop being so annoyingly poor.
  • As you can imagine Sister Smurfette's African hassling went down like a lead balloon. Sister Smurfette felt it was best to resign from her role in the church as
  • international missions, after all that had happened. Sister Smurfette's life then was empty. She needed a purpose. She needed validation. What she needed was love. Sister Smurfette
  • paid a visit to Gargamel and confessed her aching loneliness. Batting Azrael away, Gargamel worked feverishly over his cauldron to cook up a companion to Smurfette. At last she
  • would have her smurfing smurf smurfed the smurfing the way she so badly wanted her smurf smurfed.
  • This is the great thing about helping to finish aging folding stories - smurfs appear out of nowhere, and become your best buddies. They watch World Cup soccer with you all day.
  • They don't laugh (much) when you leap up from the sofa or shout at the TV during the big game. Yep, Smurfs are cool like that. Once upon a time, Papa Smurf played
  • the fool and laughed, but since his woman done left him, he had the blues, and so did all the other Smurfs. What people took for cool was really a species-wide depression.

4 Comments

  1. Woab Jul 13 2016 @ 15:56

    This story asks, and answers, many unspoken questions.

  2. SlimWhitman Jul 14 2016 @ 03:25

    Amazing smurf blues channeling, Woab.

  3. SlimWhitman Jul 14 2016 @ 03:27

    Here's the only other smurf blues story on FS that I know of: http://foldingstory.com/o151w/

  4. Woab Jul 14 2016 @ 11:13

    Jeepers Slim, maybe Smurfs are magic, after all!

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