You can't blame Sidney for farting as a defence
- You can't blame Sidney for farting as a defence against unspeakable dread. It gave her courage & distance from the unfolding carnage & the retched smell kept the killer at bay
- The killer was tempted to slit his own throat rather than Sidney's just to escape the wretched oder of her poo hole. He let go of her hair and he choked and stumbled backwards.
- Her poo hole was just getting started. The hot stink caused the killer's eyes to lose all moisture. Then she concentrated on the baked bean corn pie she ate. She was going to
- Repulse what would have been her murder. It made headlines, much to her embarrassment. The Channel 5 news reporter interviewed her. Time to fold the fifth line, two years later.
- She decided it's time, to tell the truth. Contacting the reporter that interviewed her two years ago, her heart pounded. Her mind told her not to, but she knew, deep down, this was
- time to come clean. And come clean she did: she took a shower, then sprayed herself all over with lavender essence. Smelling good when she met the reporter, he jumped up and said
- some reportery type of things, I don't know. Do you smell him? That almost sickeningly sweet sweat of an overworked man in his prime. They both looked around & zeroed in on the bus
- boy, Cholo. Just like that they were both in heat and Cholo was the only thing that was going to cool them but not for long since there was two of them. Cholo was about to die from
- syphilis, but their extreme horniness completely wiped out any cautionary thoughts from their minds. All they knew was that they both wanted Cholo and they wanted him now. A fight
- broke out which Cholo took advantage of by selling tickets to all his bachelor neighbors. The fight remained undecided, and nothing was lost that night save everybody's virginity.
- Started
- 2014-09-19 21:14:36
- Finished
- 2018-02-28 16:01:50
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somesuch Mar 04 2018 @ 23:40
They didn't lose their virginity: they spent it.
Woab Mar 05 2018 @ 11:28
...and that has made all the difference.
IceSquad Mar 05 2018 @ 15:44
Everybody's but Cholo whose syphilis was evidently not just hypothetical as I conjectured.
LordVacuity Mar 05 2018 @ 20:00
Raise of hands who thought Cholo was going to die of Snu-Snu? My hand is up.