When the Organization for the Prohibition

When the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons overstepped its bounds and outlawed the use of salt in domestic settings, the Salt Lords rebelled to overthrow them.
The Salt Lords were no match for the Water Lords. Who were no match for the Ice Lords. Who were no match to the Skate Lords. Who were no match to the Puck Lords. That's how hockey
became the game of the Gods. The Lords watched from the heavens and choose sides with a passion. The hockey players had no idea they were just pawns. The referees were bought and
the games were quick & dirty. When a hockey player slashed an opponen ending up in the box for 2 min, the Gods translated it into an unprovoked airstrike by one country followed by
World War III. Then entire hockey arena broke out in hand-to-puck combat, everyone tumbling out of their seats onto the ice, despite the coach's promise that there would be no
free rolled tacos if audience mayhem were to erupt in the arena again. He was incensed. "This is the last time!" he shouted, grabbing a hockey stick. He made for the stands
And swung the stick like an axe. He chopped off 57,145 limbs. Those 57,145 limbs formed a new kingdom. Thom Yorke visited and created a new Radiohead album titled, "King of Limbs".
Radiohead's Fake Panchen Lama was the song of Summer 2017. The album "King of Limbs" topped all the charts. It was #1 on the Pop, Rap, Rock, Country, New Country, Dubstep, Deathpol
... but none of this mattered when we found out that Jimbeau and Hulk Hogan have the same birthday. Maybe we could send them this #1 album, or maybe we should just
buy a used copy, burn it, and pass it on. Would they know the difference, or care? We found out soon enough when the duo dished out a double headbutt. Down for the count, we were.

Started: 2013-08-29 23:24:17
Finished: 2018-01-09 02:53:49

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