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The Creator of the Cosmos said "Behold!"

  • The Creator of the Cosmos said "Behold!" and after quite a long while of incremental development there eventually arose some bickering here and there, and contretemps besides. This
  • could all have been averted if only God hadn't been born in the first place. I propose we go back in time to kill God's parents. Time is a sphere, so we just go forwards far enough
  • we'll get back to the beginning and can fix this whole mess. Thing is, time is a sphere, but it's an infinite sphere, expanding at the speed of light. We discovered that
  • it was infinite but bounded after reading "A Brief History of Time". 'Spacetime is oblate like a football' said Prof.Pitts. As QB of the Stanford Football team, I decided our next
  • meeting would be at a tailgate party. So there I was, hibachi smoking some red hots, nearly frozen MGD, a football jersey, and then I turned to Prof. Pitts and said, "Finish your l
  • Art beer, we are leaving." The team lost by a score of 60 to zip. Black bears were eating our burgers and brats as well. There was no point in staying. Four years later, a letter
  • man graduated from high school. He wasn't at that fateful party four years ago, but he had heard the stories. He had plans to
  • travel back in time and go to the party. "But how?" he thought to himself, sitting in the basement of his moms house. Suddenly, he got the perfect idea. He jumped up and grabbed a
  • sheet of paper. On it he drew a pentagram. Inside the symbol he wrote the date and time of the party. Then he folded the paper into an airplane and
  • marveled at its beauty. In the end, it was a well-crafted craft, and it sailed, silent but deadly, to its intended target. No one else saw it coming. But that is another story.
Started
2012-09-24 22:48:20
Finished
2016-07-02 20:08:53

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