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:Hi A voice came out of no where. :Hi?? You

  • :Hi A voice came out of no where. :Hi?? You say. :Beware of strange monsters: The voice says again. You open your eyes. You find yourself in a strange room filled with
  • balls. Hard plastic balls in primary colors. They're coated with exotic bacterias. And you're in a cage. And evil people point and laugh at you. Parents. This is Chuck E. Cheese
  • Gladiators and only the strong survived. A 6 year old that barely slipped under the "you must be under this tall" sign launched himself into the balls, strangling kids with tickets
  • while gulping down unimaginable amount of cotton candy. Soon he was frothing at the mouth. Steve realized this massacre must be brought to an end. He grabbed his trusty
  • chewing gum, and ran to the nearest exit. There, he blew a bubble the size of his head! Once outside, he turned and
  • found that in doing so his head became stuck to the bubble that he had just blown, he realised that bubbles looked totally different viewed this close up, he marvelled at the way
  • Honeycomb Cereal was much smaller now than he remembered as a child. Could he have grown that much in the intervening years? Or had the manufacturer
  • been evil? In his time, you could actually get a prize inside the box. Not some dumb maze that led to a balanced breakfast. He owned a dusty the Capn' Crunch Sea Dog Spy Kit,
  • a Sugar Smacks Talking Tie Clip, and his favorite, the Lucky Charms Spiked Brass Knuckles. The last toy had led to several lawsuits, and had quickly been recalled. But he still
Started
2011-01-18 15:05:30
Finished
2011-05-03 01:32:06

1 Comments

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    Chaz Jun 17 2014 @ 18:29

    I had a spy kit in 2nd grade. I showed it to a 'friend' and he threw onto the roof of the school. Now sells for $200.00 on eBay. Kids are mean. http://www.ebay.com/itm/CAPN-CRUNCH-SEADOG-SPY-KIT-PREMIUM-COMPLETE-MIB-1974-/111110388865

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