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"Dude looks like a lady," Tom said out of

  • "Dude looks like a lady," Tom said out of exhaustion more than anything else. "Come on man" I chided. Tom took a monster swig off his big gulp and said, "Due looks like a lady
  • ." I thought he said 'dew looks like a lady' and began to recount examples of anthropomorphic representations of abstract ideas in the arts. Our absinthe spiked big gulps
  • were washing down the magic mushroom risotto perfectly. "So anyway" I said "don't you think that all objects are tainted by flawed perception?" Then his head turned into a pumpkin.
  • I realized at first glance, the pumpkin head was in fact flawed. The stem was broken and there was a large bruise on the side of it. "Can you still speak?" I asked. "Yes, but I
  • seem to have some holes in my face, and im feeling a bit light-headed. What's going on here?" I slowly put down the knife as not to alarm him, but to my amazement he
  • grinned and held up a black object. I stared in horror at the gleaming, metal revolver in his hands. I put my hands to my face; it couldn't be. Those little holes in my face
  • were from the gun. I had asked him for the "Whole Facial Package" , seems this miscommunication had left me with several bullet holes through my cheek and jaw. "Terrible spa." I sa
  • id. "That'll be fifty dollars," the man said. I easily got the bullets put and the punctures healed instantly. I flew toward the man and pushed him right off the building in anger.
  • But the man just floated off the side of the building and stayed right at my level. His anti-gravity aura was working too well. Growing even more frustrated, I searched for the
  • invisible pin to try and pop his invisible balloons, but couldn't find it so I pretended to have one. Just as well, he didn't need balloons to fly 'cause he was British. Oh well.
Started
2012-03-07 17:51:14
Finished
2012-09-30 23:52:19

2 Comments

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    49erFaithful Oct 01 2012 @ 15:13

    The jack-o-lantern was feeling a bit light-headed. Nice, DoctorM00.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 21 2012 @ 16:04

    Well, this is a little gem. Absinthe big gulps have their side effects...

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