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Their giggling was maddening. He didn't know

  • Their giggling was maddening. He didn't know how much more he could take. Like irregular clockwork, their choked laughter disrupted the rhythm of his otherwise very well planned da
  • iry show.The heffer parade was splendid.The Milking contest went like clockwork. But what the kids thought was so funny about the artificial vagina used for collecting bullsperm he
  • too thought was funny. It was disgustingly funny. What he hadn't told them all was that he'd actually tried the artificial bovine sperm collector on his giant
  • pterodactyl Fergie, but hadn't acheived the effect he had wanted. Fergie, however, was quite smitten with his little invention, and would hump the thing ceaselessly for days,
  • Prince Andrew wrote a letter to Fergie informing her of his disgust at her recent behaviour in the media. The phone hacking scandal had exposed more than Fergie intended. Soon she
  • had 350,000 followers on Twitter and the photos she'd been posting of her drunken shenanigans were much more than the royal family could tolerate. "Fergie, we're locking you in the
  • largest medicine cabinet in the castle." Fergie could barely contain her joy. The idiots! It was like sending a -- a sausage -- enthusiast to -- a -- a sausage place! She pretended
  • she didn't want one, but...the sausages were so plump & juicy, so saucy& brown. Fergie snatched one out of the medicine cabinet and...ahhh...pure ecstasy. Better than drugs or sex.
  • Polish sausages are the best. The fat is so pure, so clean. Fergie became a Polish sausage junkie and had to enter a 12-step rehab program. But first she had to admit it.
  • It was a long process. She had to go cold-cut turkey. Many times they would find a Kielbasa under the floor boards. But after years in rehab, she became a self-righteous royal.

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