The idea was never to go with the subway
- The idea was never to go with the subway sandwhich diet. But when traveling coast to coast a foot long goes a very long way. Gas prices be that they are, leaves very little
- for produce, or for otherwise healthy but expensive foods. We're all broke so I suppose Subway is better than McDonald's if you've got to maintain a budget.
- Exasperated with settling, I resolved myself to get some scratch together. My cousin Tony always seemed to have a pretty fat wad on him, so I dialed him up. "Yo Tone! How about
- your big fat wad?!?" This totally pissed him off because he thought I was talking about his wife. Tony said, "I don't know what about your trashy ho-bag?" and hung up. Now I need
- ed to analyze that sentence "I don't know what about your trashy ho-bag?". Was it a rhetorical question? What was it Tony didn't know? Why did he refer to his wife as my trashy ho?
- He assumed that it was some kinky behind the scenes sex name that he used for her. But I couldn't picture his wife as the submissive sort, especially to a name like that.
- I'd alwaysvjust called her Pickles, myself, and was not too keen on this new suggestive name, anyway. Though I'd always imagined her in her underwear, fresh fruit had never been
- more appealing. I decided that now was the time. If I was going to marry Pickles, I would have to do it now or she would be scooped up by some other dork. I couldn't let good fruit
- drop off of the trees, strange fruit as it were. Really strange fruit. I thought Pickles might like to eat it, I tried a bite and it was alright, so I brought the strange fruit
- home and made it into a nice stew for my family. Four hours later we were all being rushed to the hospital, and I learned that I'm a poor judge as to wether something is edible.
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- 2011-02-24 11:08:45
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- 2011-09-20 17:24:41
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MoralEnd Sep 22 2011 @ 15:13
Awesome addition slim
SlimWhitman Sep 22 2011 @ 16:27
Thanks, it really just put into words what I was thinking when I read your fold. Sometimes it's the right thing to do. :-)
49erFaithful Sep 22 2011 @ 17:12
The query could go a few different ways, depending on punctuation and inflection. I don't know. What about your trashy ho-bag? I don't. No. What about your trashy ho-bag? I don't know WHAT about your trashy ho-bag?! I don't know, what about YOUR trashy ho-bag? Headed to dinner tonight with the big fat wad & kids. She loves when I call her that.
MoralEnd Sep 22 2011 @ 17:24
trashy ho-bag possibilities are queries were made for.
Zetawilk Sep 26 2011 @ 19:26
Strange fruit hanging from the poplar tree.