The fat waitress at the Hot Wing joint had

The fat waitress at the Hot Wing joint had a nose ring and a low cut top. Pure class. She was going to be a makeup artist. That's when the leader of the Yakuza walked in and
unbuttoned his shirt, exposing the hidden tattoos covering his chest - including a caricature of the fat waitress. As he professed his love for her,
her service and the way she winked at him when he handed him a plate of home fries with Heinz chili sauce. He'd covertly eat a couple of Tums after each meal, hiding the fact his
digestive rebellion took place nightly after her assault on the concept of cooking. For its part, cooking tried desperately to stretch broadly enough to encompass her creation, but
mud pies were a gustatory challenge, even for the most kind and loving of Fathers. To distract her from play cooking, he gave her one of those life sized Barbie heads that you make
beautiful by a ranging Barbie's hair and makeup. The life sized Barbie head kept her away from the easy-bake oven and mud pies till she found her brother using her for Barbie head
shaving utilities. Barbie was bald as an onion but it hadn't improved her looks any. Teen pregnant Barbie was kicked severely in the crotch by a plastic dinosaur who began eating
the Tam-PON (TM) designer clothing off of her body. Barbie tried to scream, but remembered that she was a doll and could not. The dinosaur toy, on the other hand, was an anomaly.
He easily released a ground-shaking roar, terrifying the lisping Ken dolls as they sprinted back into Barbie's California Dream House (which conveniently didn't allow Barbies in)
Luckily,because the barbies were always smearing makeup on the walls and making the whole house smell of strawberrys, which had gone rotten.

Started: 2010-12-16 00:23:20
Finished: 2012-08-01 15:25:00

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