They called Horace "Breaker" Mahoney...Juggernaut.

They called Horace "Breaker" Mahoney...Juggernaut. Legend has it that he murdered prostitutes...ripped off their limbs with his bare hands...ground their bones to make bread...
But that was just a big load of crap. Legend, my ass. Horace "Breaker" Mahoney was a janitor at the McDonalds inside the Mall, and he was dumb as shit, too! Juggernuts was his
FoldingStory name. Somehow, though, everybody on FS thought Horace was brilliant, inspiring, perhaps even a genius. Horace (aka Juggernuts) could turn a fledgling story & turn it
into the highest-scoring story in all of FoldingStory history. Juggernuts' story had everything: murder, sex, sea creatures & Asian hookers. Juggernuts knew he could count on
the Thai whore who worked down the hall for some authentic dialogue so he knocked twice and entered.
She wailed at him in Thai for 30 minutes straight, & he was unable to get a word in edgeways. Maybe her authentic dialogue wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Finally he mustered
the energy to get his translation book out of his back pocket, but he forgot he'd used all but one page as toilet paper. He spoke the remaining phrase, not knowing what it meant.
"Wǒ tā mā de." The person glared at him. Then started shouting at him in some language he had no idea what was. A police officer in the vicinity noticed and started over to them
but entered a Donutshop. I got out my phone & hit translate. "Pardon?" I asked. It translated.The foreigner repeated ""Wǒ tā mā de." My phone translated, "What the matter you face?
For a few seconds all I could do was stare at the foreigner. What did he mean by that? My face was fine. It was him who was missing his nose!

Started: 2015-07-28 08:33:10
Finished: 2015-08-24 22:04:56

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