He walked over with a pint and a pernod &

He walked over with a pint and a pernod & ice and sat down opposite. He'd already put some water in the pernod. She was surprised to see that he was sober.
He chugged the pint and the pernod, went back and returned with another pint and a pernod and sat down. Her surprise that he was sober vanished. He downed those and went for more.
Now she knew why Captain Ahab had lost his leg.
He was still rather attractive, however, in a brooding, moody sort of way. She needed him to need her & that's why she stayed to make him some soup. Grateful, Capt. Ahab cheered up
The waiter who had just been delivered to the sticks time and time again.
It was hard to not play with tindersticks without starting a fire. In this case, the waiter was terminated for playing with fire. it is better to fold stories and stay out of jail.
But if you find yourself folding stories in jail, that doesn't negate that truism. Almost anything would much better be done from outside of jail. There was a fellow you might have
Broken bread with instead of being beaten bloody with one. You can not only fold a story, but fold yourself out of any predicament too. This was Houdinis finest secret.
Because Houdini had learned how to fold time from a beard of bees that he had met when he had slipped off into space by accident. "God taught me this trick," said the beard of bees
buzzily. "Yes, I did," said God, who had been there the whole time, "and I have one more trick to teach you." It turned out to be a lame card trick; Houdini was super disappointed.

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