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As she flaunted them for all to see, the

  • As she flaunted them for all to see, the splendid light adorned Betty’s magnificent breasts, which made Jill replete with jealousy, after all, her thin legs were no contest for
  • Betty's shapely gams. Skinny jeans were too baggy on Jill. She stalked off to sulk in the woods and so started the legend of Slender Gal. People started to dis
  • cuss fashion and subjects of that plaform. Jill was so insecure about skinny jeans being too baggy, even in the leg of the jean, that she
  • inserted some inflatable fat down through the skinny jeans pantlegs to make her look normal. Well, almost normal. Jill's right leg deflated & she didn't realize, as she walked down
  • the walkway. She felt strangely lopsided. A cute guy from work noticed and pointed out the problem. Someone or something had deflated her right leg. She suddenly had a craving for
  • pickles, but since her right leg had been deflated, she could not walk. Thinking quickly, she inflated her abdomen and announced, "I am pregnant and need a pickle right now!" The
  • o panicked & dragged her to an emergency ultrasound. "I can't find the baby!" Dr. Goodfeel yelled: "Prep her for the OR!" When he cut her open there was a loud *pop* as her stomach
  • turned a somersault & kicked the spleen. The "pop" had been the pancreas' reaction. But there was no sign of a baby nor any sign that she had ever been pregnant. Dr. Goodfeel felt
  • cheated. He'd checked every organ this woman, and no baby. So Dr. Goodfeel rolled up his sleeves. "I was told there was a pregnancy here, and by gum it, I'm gettin' the baster!"
  • Dr Goodfeel, eased his latex clad arm in with the care that only comes from years as a circus egg juggler. "Ah Ha" he exclaimed, withdrawing his arm to reveal a perfect baby goat!
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    LordVacuity Aug 19 2023 @ 02:30

    I'll just leave this here: https://voca.ro/1g5RJ0l38tro

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