NaNoWriMo was a bust for me.
- NaNoWriMo was a bust for me.
- I was surprised that most of the workshops required you to read and I just never could do that without throwing uo.
- "throwing uo" is an expression used by the workshop gurus which meant that you were "showing laudable puss". A lot of help that explanation was! I compensated my illiteracy by
- being awarded with a Record deal. It didn't matter that I couldn't read, I had the look. It was a look that was a game changer. The look I have was so powerfully
- intense, that anyone will obey me. Quite literally. I, (assuming you could see my face) could make you kill your mother, and laugh mockingly. I won't though, because I
- myself am an orphan and thus sympathize, unless your mother is a spectacularly garish monster with a shrill laugh, green teeth, a consumptive's cough, and a sizable bank balance.
- But I digress. You wouldn't have a mother if you were an orphan after all. And I'm not Lemony Snicket. Although I have been called A lemony snicket. I am a round circular candy
- , more like an Everlasting Gobstopper, truth be told. I've been responsible for more dentalwork than all candies combined, except for perhaps JuJubes. We were all orphans, living a
- toothless existence on gruel until Miss Moneypenny adopted us. We lived in a shoebox under her desk at MI6 until we grew to large and needed a
- bigger, Bond-er box. Unfortunately, 007 is not the best caretaker for anything other than his occasional Beard of Sorrow, so we perished in under a week. C'est la vie.
- Started
- 2011-03-19 13:00:38
- Finished
- 2012-12-10 22:58:58
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Zetawilk Dec 10 2012 @ 23:20
I was surprised it was about writing and I didn't hear about it until it was over. Way to advertise, fellas. Must be pretty valid as a thing.