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It was an extra ordinary day. A day whose

  • It was an extra ordinary day. A day whose events would become infamous. Charles arrived at his office in Normal, Indiana to find that his suspicions
  • were confirmed. Nothing at all in Normal was normal. Charles tread carefully through his neat office. Why was everything in its place? And why was his assistant, Ms. Snidely, weari
  • some as ever chewing gum & tapping his vinyl desk pad? Ms.Snidley was symptomatic of what was wrong with Normal. So predictable. Why did he ever leave Lake Wobegon? But today would
  • be filled with shattered promises of entertainment as Garrison Keillor hogged the spotlight as Guy Noir. But this would be different. Keillor's scathing attacks on the Lutheran Ch
  • ihuahua Liberation Front quadrupled, nay quintupled during his next broadcast. Americans at last woke up to the plight of Lutheran Chihuahuas and the donations started to pour in.
  • The chihuahuas' demands were myriad but boiled down to 3 fundamental principles. 1. No handbags. 2. Meat and lots of it. 3. No dressing up. The Lutheran Chihuahuas' belief in prede
  • ciding on lunch locations at least one week in advance. Per principle 2, and to some extent 3, most lunches were scheduled at delis. Olivia, chihuahua numero uno, dominated the
  • Eating contest. She liked the meat stew her owner made once a week. It had the best beef or chicken available, with home grown tomatoes. She ate the meat first, of course. Then
  • -after her owner had delighted her with a little musical number-she would finish the tomatoes.Depending on her schedule,she would then pursue either physical or cultural activities
  • , always consuming as much juice as possible; in order to stay hydrated.

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