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"The 31st weekly meeting of Goat club is

  • "The 31st weekly meeting of Goat club is now called to order.The secretary will now read the bylaws", said Great Goat John. "Rule #1 Never talk about Goat club. Rule #2 No Helgas"
  • Helga immediately burst into a cold sweat under her poorly constructed disguise. She'd known her husband John had been up to shenanigans for some time, but "Goat Club"? WTF?! She
  • couldn't stop to scream at her husband but had to continue to mime. That was her disguise. The Goat Club her hubbie belonged to had rented a mime for their annual
  • mime-rape tradition. Mrs. Fenderbike realized things were awry when they congratulated her mime costume too much, and her oblivious husband was seriously pissing her off now.
  • Mime-rape? I put down the submission and rubbed my eyes. Ever since '50 shades of facepaint,' clowns of all types have been sending in the worst. "Dear Mrs. Fenderbike," I wrote,
  • "We urgently need to discuss your proposal. Meet me in my penthouse torture big top. I'll be the one wearing just a red nose. Yrs Bozo Gray." Mrs Fenderbike clutched the email to
  • heaving bosom. Mrs. Fenderbike's imagination ran wild with anticipation. Bozo Gray wasn't clowning around, no sirree. She rushed to his bigtop penthouse, ready for, well, anything.
  • She and the Head Clown had a honkin' good time, and nine months later, she gave birth to Slappo, the Three-Legged Clown, who even in his infancy knew how to beep his own nose.
  • The hospital staff thought it was cute, but after hours of non-stop nose beeping, a nurse said, "Beat it, honky!" Little Slappo kicked all three legs and spat out his pacifier.
  • This caused him to topple over in an adorable manner, beeping & whistling with infantile rage. The frozen heart of the annoyed nurse melted. She found his pacifier & re-corked him.
Started
2011-06-29 17:07:58
Finished
2014-09-26 00:46:40

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    SlimWhitman Sep 26 2014 @ 04:45

    Goat Club revealed by Moxie Razzi Sept. 29, 2014 After 3 years of undercover research The Razzi Record gives an exclusive behind the scenes look at the secret deliberations of Goat Club. The beginning of GC http://foldingstory.com/5bfah/ Helga's revenge http://foldingstory.com/yuqml/

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