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The April Reserve was once a beautiful expanse

  • The April Reserve was once a beautiful expanse of native wildflowers & rolling hills. Rabbits cavorted & harriers nested. But an altered fire regime coupled with increased nitrogen
  • content in the atmosphere have made this place a living hell. I gazed over the charred hills, blackened tree husks, and scattered animal bones and finally came to a decision.
  • I would stay and make a home out of this infernal planet. Besides, I needed a place to release these ten thousand clones, and I was running out of options. The first ten years were
  • wasted on thinking that I knew what I was doing which led me to selling pet insurance in Wyoming. After that 10 years I returned to where I housed the 10,000 clones to release on t
  • -he market. Clown clones, naturally. All those years working in Wyoming had given me a knack for sales. The 10 000 clones were the life of any party I hosted, dancing like idiots.
  • I walked away from the 10,000 clowns and went back to raising my nephew in my jobless life at a ghetto apartment high in New York. One night I looked out the window and saw
  • what appeared to be a man on a wire between the twin towers! I rubbed my eyes and looked again, but I only saw stars. Just to be safe, I called
  • the Dept of Homeland Security to report my hallucination, demanding that they send a drone to investigate. But rather than pilot the unit to the sacred WTC site, they instead
  • Fed him three Big Macs and forced him to puke.
  • The cow was that mad about their children killed. They will force to eat their puke until there is no puke to eat, if that day comes.
Started
2014-07-10 18:51:36
Finished
2016-02-10 14:42:54

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