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once upon a time

  • once upon a time
  • there was a dragon
  • who just hated the whole amassing gold cliche. Why couldn't dragons horde Hummel figurines or old license plates? And this deep dank cave was wrecking havoc with his joints.
  • He considered moving into a nice condo or something. Maybe getting contact lenses - nobody seemed to think a dragon who was near-sighted and needed to wear glasses was very scary.
  • But he continued to sublet the cramped cave from his domineering mother. The bats crapped on his scaly dragonwings while he squinted at the lead miniatures he painted. "Marvin, get
  • yer lazy butt over here & scrub these bunions off my feet!" Marvin did, but later that night he took out the copy of Dark Magic he'd stolen. He turned to page 4: domineering mother
  • goose nursery rhyme. The one about the shoe. "Damn!" Marvin thought, how am I gonna
  • tell Wellington that the Earl of Uxbridge has had his leg blown by a canon? Marvin thought it would best if he gave Wellington the news during a ball at Goodwood Manor. The Battle
  • ensued on the front lines. The clever Wellington figured it out all by himself when he saw Marvin enter the ball with only 1 leg. The band struck up the Hokey Pokey, embarrassing
  • the Martian who could not perform one-fifth of the dance routine. It didn't bother him as much as was hoped, since he couldn't dance the Venutian Tentacle Beast version either.

2 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Feb 05 2013 @ 02:29

    There's a verse about the head, right?

  2. SlimWhitman Feb 05 2013 @ 04:31

    I dunno, but it's a funny line either way.

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