"Foldy pants foldy pants, and you like baline

"Foldy pants foldy pants, and you like baline ball buddy." "Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well same to you buddy!"
The inane ravings of this lunatic were recorded for use in training psychiatric students. Suddenly a herd of mutated wilderbeasts with cat AIDS jumped onto a whales back. The whale
was super paranoid. The whale would be trapped by extreme over-cautious vigilance, it wouldn't sink, it wouldn't float, it wouldn't move, the herd of wilderbeasts with cat AIDS on
the beach were fast approaching and I couldn't make sense of the increasing insanity surrounding me. The beached whale would die soon if we didn't act, but we couldn't pull it from
the shore until the next tide rolled in. We formed a bucket brigade determined to keep her hide moist. It was a whale of a job and we almost achieved our goal but
the sea proved to be angry at our attempts to vex her in such a dastardly manner. She raised herself into a wave topping 50 feet high & slammed herself onto the pier, demolishing a
ferris wheel and a slew of bumper cars. “Ha! Those rides weren’t any good anyway!” said Bo with scorn. That REALLY angered the sea. This time she became a 100-ft wave and took aim
at Bo’s scrotum and banged the shit out of his testicles, but Bo simply snorted in a high-pitched voice, crying, “I was born a Pisces.” The sea parted and Bo paraded in victory.
..albeit painfully...through the parted waves. Then, without warning, one of Bo's nuts fell to the ocean floor. Bo bent to retrieve it, but not before Mary Mermaid scooped his nut
And fashioned it into a lovely necklace. Bo loved it, though, so he grew a goatee to go with it and frollicked through the hills, singing "the hills are alive, but not my nutsack"

Started: 2014-02-08 03:49:44
Finished: 2019-12-03 08:42:56

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