"Dean" I said playfully tucking on his shirt,

"Dean" I said playfully tucking on his shirt, "we are already here, wake up sleepy head" my fiancé groaned and opened his eyes slowly. " morning" he said as I turned the car left
into the dodgy back alley with the guy who wears tin foil on his head. I drove on for 30 miles before pushing the secret button. Dean sat up as the car slowly descended into the
woods where he saw a woman in black. The woman turned to her, a smirk on her face. "What brings you here in the middle of the woods?" His eyes widened. She recognized the woman.
The woman was great aunt. That was a little strange considering she had died of a month ago. "Wait your dead," She stuttered. I watched you
take your last breath! I saw you buried!" Great Aunt merely smiled. Maggots fell from her mouth and there was dirt under her ragged bloody fingernails. The girl screamed & tried to
run away but her great aunt held her firmly in her rotting arms. She panicked and, taking a chair, whacked her aunt repeatedly, until she, or it, finally let go. "Help!" she cried.
Then she noticed her aunt's phone blearing from somewhere in the rubble. Not unintentionally, she reached over to free it only to see the new trailer for the Wonder Woman movie.
"Ahh!" she cried out in terror. the new wonder woman film was terrible, she looked like a 90 year old hooters waitress. if only that suit was filled with
Real bird feathers, but they were fake. Since the Chinese now owned all six studios in Hollywood, the actors were paid less and the production budgets were slashed, so the films
made zillions of dollops for China, making it the most capitalistic country on the planet Earth. "Keeping up with the Chens" became the hottest new TV show. It was so confusing.

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