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I HEREBY RESOLVE: to in everyday and in

  • I HEREBY RESOLVE: to in everyday and in every way follow by the example of the FoldingStory moral code. 1. Be kind to lesser creatures unless they're edible.
  • Folding Story Moral Code 2: Don't euthanize an idea as its trying to get out. Wait until it feels secure.
  • Then blindside it with a shovel to the side of the head. Haha. Folding Story Moral Code 3: Never fold on a Thursday in the Western hemisphere. That way everyone stays in synch.
  • Folding Story Moral Code 4: Feature an obligatory Texas Hold' Em tournament on Taco Thursdays, and then have everyone fold at round five, regardless of card composition.
  • Folding Story Moral Code 5: Crumpled up stories should be smoothed over with a healthy portion of loving care, monkey antics, talking cetaceans, and turnip combustion.
  • Folding Story Moral Code 6: Thou shalt not kill or maim thy neighbor's fold, unless it is absolutely necessary, unavoidable, or simply irresistible! Folding Story Moral Code 7:
  • If any of the preceding Codes displease you, you may do the opposite of them as long as you are naked at the time of writing your fold. Next comes Folding Story Moral Code 8:
  • While you were folding. It features no nudity, but lots of slurpy background noise sure to pleas
  • es that crazy kid over there who can't keep his hands out of his pants or stop them from moving in a rhythmical fashion while he moans deeply. That child needs a good kick up the
  • act right. And that's just what he did, he gave the kids a good dose of act right so he wouldn't end up handless like Chuckie from Sons of Anarchy. They went out for pie later.
Started
2015-01-01 03:38:18
Finished
2015-12-04 10:40:45

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