Alien abductions are the worst. It's not
- Alien abductions are the worst. It's not just the experimentation, severing, stitching, and anal probing. Sure those things really suck and all. But what's with the elevator music
- versions of Backstreet Boyz and NSync club mixes. How the aliens learned that jazz flute solos lead to madness wasn't important. They were testing the limits of human sanity and
- comparing that to the variations in baking at different altitudes back home. Some Bureaucratic Emir in the tri-fold system's document tracking cordon had thought of it. Perhaps
- no one would think to use the Inspector Magee magic decoder ring. Perhaps her secret was safe. She dialed in the temperature and waited, fingering the
- person next to her, who screamed in anguished, yet surprised delight. Maggie with the curiously large decoder ring left nothing to the imagination when she
- deftly disrobed, flinging her silk sari over the head of the person next to her, heightening his anguished delight. The giant decoder ring worked better this way, without floral
- scent mucking up the works. Otherwise, he was distracted by the nudity of
- The chair legs. Clearly this dilettante had not read Queen Victoria's edict about covering erotic wooden supports. Jennifer Beals flew into action, using her leg warmers to cover
- Each and every leg. That's a lot of leg warmers! But the extra warmth caused a stirring within her...
- for her long forgotten Jane Fonda tapes that now
- Started
- 2010-12-23 23:58:05
- Finished
- 2011-02-23 21:24:15
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