I gasped as I pushed back from my last rep,
- I gasped as I pushed back from my last rep, sweating and panting, my body slumped against the weight machine. Was this wrong? Why was a ghost like me so interested in bodybuilding?
- I thought if I could get my weight up from 21 grams to about 30, the female ghosts would pick me. Isn't that how supernatural selection works? I asked a biologist, but he screamed
- I mean, screened, GhostBusters which totally offended me. When will the living stop treating ghosts like second class citizens?
- I mean, how much more corporeal punishment could they take, anyway? Hah! See what I did there?
- I thought hard... a pun? a simile? an ironic statement about the bourgeois upperclass and its propensity for cruelty? It was over my head and under the radar.
- It was on the tip of my tonge,but I never said those words.I was caught,and there was nothing I could have done or said that would have saved me from
- my fate. So I put on the Hat of Shame, the Coat of a Humiliation the Gloves of Mortification and the Wellington Boots of Embarrassment and walked out never to return. On the way to
- somewhere no one knew me & I'd never be recognized ever, ever again, my head was hanging so low, I never even noticed the shadows gathering round me in the Forest of Redemption.
- A soft whisper caught my attention and I lifted my head. I was completely surrounded by dark figures. I stopped walking and thinking about escaping the town and got ready to
- start running away from the dead walkers that had been following me. The town was in crisis! It was either to stay there and be a hero or scape and continue living!
- Started
- 2012-09-03 05:05:07
- Finished
- 2013-12-16 11:25:33
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Chaz Dec 16 2013 @ 15:08
Hello lmcoro, and welcome!